Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
I am the only one who does this orr…
you dont even feel it happen
its a sneak attack i swear
Seriously , ^^^ I be thinking I did an awesome job and then that happens and I’m like oh fuck just great
*Pharrell’s beat plays in the background* “Because I’m UN-HAPPYYYYYYYYYY. CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE DEATH IN A LONELY ROOM.”
There’s nothing like hearing your boyfriend tell you that your butt looks weird in yoga pants.